INDIA:  TWO UP

We landed in Amsterdam; the weather was cool and crisp. There was snow in

Moscow and Hamburg, but not in Holland so we were disappointed. But, we

were also here to search for the elusive `boerenkool', so perhaps we would

not be completely disappointed.

Why in this part of the world at this time of the year? Because we had just

been in India with Dutch friends and wanted a change in weather and food.

Traveling this time was different from our other moto trips. First, we did

not take our BMW moto, but rented an Enfield. Second, we did not travel

alone, but with others.

At the end of this report is a checklist which we developed based upon our

experience. We only spent three weeks in India and travelled only 2000k so

can not say that we are experts but, perhaps for the novice, our checklist

will prove helpful. We will begin with a short description of our trip so

you will understand how we made these choices for the checklist.

In about 1998, we were in New Zealand on our third moto trip in that

country before shipping our BMW to South America. We met Peter, from

Holland, who had ridden his moto to New Zealand from his home country and

had many interesting tales. After a few days together we split up but kept

in contact. Then in 2004 while taking our BMW from Germany to Norway, we

saw Peter again in Holland and he asked if we wanted to go motorcycling in

India. There could only be one answer. We would find that everything we

had read about India to be true, well, perhaps half true.

THE MOTO: The moto we rented was a 500 cc Enfield which is produced in

India but is somewhat different from our BMW. First, it is of an older

technology, with a kick starter which presented some problems. The seat

however, was more comfortable than the hard BMW ones. In our group there

were four rented Enfields. The rental agreement stated that if one broke

down within 500k of the shop, then it would be replaced. Sure enough, two

days from the end of the journey, one did develop a problem. The next day

one was ridden from Delhi, the problem one placed on a train and returned to

the shop. First rate service. BMW could learn from this. We had rented

these motos from Inder Motos of Delhi. During our short stay we saw moto

travellers doing the same as we, renting an Enfield. Others had actually

purchased Enfields to either sell later or shipped back to Europa. Outside

of those we saw no other international travelers. The newer Enfields do have

electric start. The rentals have large storage racks on the back for big

packs and racks for side storage of smaller backpacks. The dealer also

provides parts and tools which take up little space.

THE GROUP: Of the four Enfields in our group, three going two-up, so

those of you who are mathematically adept, will know there were 5 Dutch

people in addition to the two of us. Only Peter will be identified to

protect the innocent, Peter not being one of them. Of the five, two were

women and three were driving instructors, two of whom were also in the

military (as is Peter). These folks said that they had two Dutch

traits. First, they were tight with their money, which means they wanted

to travel using budget hotels, and second, they all pooled their money so

only one person paid. The "banker" was responsible for paying the bills,

gas, food, hotels, everything except beer and souvenirs. This really did

make things easier when we stopped for gas, checked out of hotels or ate

while on the road. Kept us from being hassled too. There were times when

we went our separate ways when in a town for one or two nights. Then each

person paid for food and drinks of their choice. Peter had been in India

several times so proved to be a great asset and a good "banker".

THE ROADS: The major roads were much better than we had expected. In

fact, just as in other countries, India may one day be all paved over.

What was a small country lane a few years ago, is now a four lane highway.

But the roads are not smooth, carry a lot of truck traffic and there are

numerous obstacles such as cows and various other animals on the roadway.

We always tried to find secondary roads where possible but then the moving

obstacles were more. As these four lane highways are being built they first

put in the bridges and then the pavement. Then, to finish up, they close

two lanes going one way and everyone travels on the remaining two lanes,

two directions as they complete the area between and the drainage system.

So, sometimes they will allow motorcycles on the closed lanes where it is

possible to travel with more ease. On these new four lane highways there

are toll booths but motorcycles do not have to pay.

The first day out, on the four lane highway from Delhi to Agar, we saw

elephants, bears, monkeys, a parade of nude men, and of course the usual

cows, goats and other domesticated animals. All these were tamed and

tortured. For example, the bears, when still young, had their teeth and

claws removed, and a hole made in their snouts so that a rope could be

placed therein to lead them around. We are not sure about the men.

After we returned to Delhi, the moto rental place tested the gas. They

said all the machines had a mixture of gas and diesel oil. It is very

common for gas stations, especially in the rural area to mix the two,

especially to sell to tourists. Before filling the tank one should dip

fingers into the gas and see if it quickly evaporates. If so, it is gas, if

it lingers, it has diesel oil in it. But the rental agency did not charge

us extra for the damage caused by this deception in part because they did

not tell us before the journey began.

Horns play an important role in moto driving. Many trucks have signs on

the back asking that one honk their horn, we assume before passing. Horns

in India alert drivers to your presence, not a "get out of the way" device.

Some trucks carry such huge loads that they cannot see around to the sides.

They usually have no mirros but will have a second person who helps. The

drivers are actually fairly polite. But there is a problem with the bus

drivers as they must adhere to their schedules or be penalized. So they

will pass anywhere even into your lane. Motorcycles are expected to divert

to the side. They do use their horns often.

HOTELS: As stated, our Dutch friends wanted to stay in budget hotels

which means bringing one's own sleeping bags or sheets/light cover as it

does get colder at night than expected. Also bring personal items needed

for cleanliness such as towels, soap, shampoo. Sometimes, upon request

clean sheets or towels would be provided but seldom soap or shampoo. One is

expected to buy these items on the street, along with toilet paper. The

units were basic and usually had parking for the motorcycles. Never TV,

except for the worst place we stayed, which did have cable. Peter learned

to ask "is there hot water?" and "Is it in the shower" because otherwise

it might be brought in a bucket as the heater might not be functioning or

nonexistent. Toilets were often the squat type with a small container for

water to the side.

PEOPLE: We were only in the state of Rasjastan plus Delhi and Agar so we

did not have an opportunity to meet the many different people who live in

this large nation. However, the ones we did meet, for the most part were

friendly and helpful. It also helped that many spoke English, since that

is the only language we speak. Yes, we did see poverty, people sleeping in

the streets, boys sniffing glue and other third nation things. Yet India

also has 300 million middle class people. On the whole, and remember that

we did not visit those alleged centers of poverty of Calcutta and Bombay,

the people we saw did not appear to be as bad off as say the Indians in Peru

or Bolivia. Here there seemed to be more of an opportunity for people.

One of the Dutch people brought along balloons for the children. The

children liked these but perhaps a more useful item might be toothbrushes

that you can get free from your dentist.

FOOD: Food was as expected, Indian, but our Dutch friends always wanted

Chinese food which almost always was available. We had expected to be

complete vegetarians during the trip, but we had forgotten about the

Moslems, who do supply meat dishes. Some places, being devote Hindi, had

no meat, eggs nor cheese. But we never went hungry and never became ill,

at least for a long period of time. We always drank bottled water, but we

were certain that the top was secured and that no one had poked a hole in

the bottom to fill the bottle with impure water. Beer was available but

some places served it behind a curtain or put it into a tea pot before

serving. The best food we had was from simple stalls found along the road.

We always avoided the recommendations in our guide book. These books

seemed to be written by people from England or their former colonies. Are

they really qualified to be food critics?

COSTS: We, all seven of us, spent a total of $230.00 per person on our

trip including moto rental, gas, food, and lodging. When we got to

Amsterdam, the two of us easily spent that much in two days.

Interestingly enough when we got to Amsterdam we exchanged our few rupees

for Euros. One Indian bill they would not accept for exchange. We were

told that they did not recognize the bill; was it counterfeit? So be

careful about the bills when changing in India and do not accept really

dirty, damaged bills. The one that was not exchanged makes an unusual

souvenir.

TOUTS, LOUTS, AND DOG FOOD.

As in all nations there are people who attempt to use the local religion for

self advancement and profit. Turn on your local TV and you will see one.

They are also in India. The scam is to give you a flower and then take

you to a temple or sacred lake, have you throw the flower into the water and

then press for a donation. They prey upon tourists but do leave when

asked. They are not as aggressive as ones in Morocco or other Arab

nations. Nor are they as irritating as the ones on TV.

We actually felt much safer than in North or South America. Not the same

kind of aggression. And they are polite on the roads while driving, not

like the drivers in South America who would rather run you down than

recognize that pedestrians might have some rights such as staying alive.

It is just that in these old cities of India, the roads were built for

animals, not machines, and are very crowded so sometime it is like driving

bumper cars. You will get bumped but these Enfields had a much lower center

of gravity than our BMW, so it was not much of a problem.

Soon after the moto journey started we saw a Pet Store. One of the things

we do is to collect "Beware of Dogs" signs in foreign languages. We got

one written in Hindi. You can see it when you come to visit. Also, they

carry a brand of dog food with a picture of a Samoyed on the bag. We had

never seen our favorite breed on a dog food package and so we purchased

one. We stored away the package and put the dog food in a plastic sack on

the back of the moto. Whenever we saw a dog we would give it some. Half

the dogs liked it, the other half naught. One night something tore into

the sack and ate a small amount of the food. But there was a lot left.

Several nights later when we stayed at the worst place ever where there

were many noisy families checking in, later getting drunk and making too

much noise to sleep. There were a lot of children. The next morning all

of the dog food was gone and the sack. So, we wondered, had the children

raided our sack and taken the food thinking it was a treat. Perhaps it was

for them?

SCENERY: What we saw? The normal tourist sites. Here are comments on

two. First the

TAj MAHAL: Better than the pictures. A guide we spoke to told us two

important facts. One should go there on Monday. It used to be closed on

Mondays and everyone still thinks it is. The guide books often say

nothing about this but these books are for those drug crazed bus riders who

don't know what day it is anyway. Don't go on Friday because it is now

closed on that day. The conclusion is that the worst day to visit is

Saturday as there are twice as many tourists as well as the local people

visiting. Tourists believing that it is open go on Fridays, and then find

that they have to stay over a day if they want to see it. The best time

to go is October or late January or February. Otherwise, the smog may be

so bad that one can not see the building from the entrance, where most

photos are taken. Plus, the heat and humidity are intense in other months.

Last fall some German friends mentioned that we should visit the Camel Fair.

Some Americans had said we should go to a Harley Rally. Leading

sheltered lives, we had done neither. We imagined that they were very

similar. Many variations on the same theme. A lot of spitting,

belching, eating and drinking. Some fighting. Plenty of noise, dust and

hustlers wanting to sell things. A lot of humps and humping. A smelly

event that might interest those who are interested in this particular

spectacle. While we would not be disappointed one soon grows tired of

seeing thousands upon thousands of the same variation repeated over and

over. So two days were enough. We only looked and did not buy.

AMSTERDAM: We discussed with our Dutch friends what it meant to be Dutch.

Wooden shoes, cheese and tulips? And, they said, BOERENKOOL. The

mysterious, elusive BOERENKOOL! It is actually a sort of farmers dish

served only in the winter. When we arrived on 23 November from India, we

were prepared. But not the Dutch. They all knew what it was but it was

not in the Dutch restaurants. And restaurants which specialize in Dutch

food are hard to find. In desperation we decided to return to such a

dining spot, only open in the evenings, but one that had the menu posted

outside. BOERENKOOL was not listed. Luck was with us, the special that

night was that famous dish, so Gail was pleased. A hearty dish that sticks

with one.

We also did some tourist things like going to museums and taking a canal

boat ride, which is one way to see parts of the city from below street

level. Some people live in these canal boats. One night in the old

district we found what we thought was the Moslem area. The lane was so

narrow that one could only walk down it. Only men were walking there, the

women were inside where they could be seen in small rooms. Some of these

rooms were dark, others well lighted. It must have been really warm in

there as they did not have many clothes on. They might be serving

another special Dutch dish, but we did not stay there long enough to find

out since there had recently been a shooting of a Dutch movie producer by

some Moslems. We understand that they did not like his movies nor his dog

which he had named Mohammed. If by chance you should name your dog Jesus

Christ, please be certain that we are named as heirs in your will. Maybe

when we return next year and things have cooled down, we can visit one of

these small exhibitions. So we left but will return.

Based upon the above ramblings, here is the checklist we developed.

CHECKLIST:

Helmet with visor due, to smog, & cleaner

Face mask due to smog/dirt

Gloves

Sleeping bag or sheets/light cover

Medicine for problems caused by smog, such as head colds, congestion,

headaches. Eye drops and nose drops. Also, the food and water can cause

problems. So, Imodium or some such should be carried.

Cleaning supplies for the body, such as handiwipes, soap, shampoo, lotion

for the skin.

Lip and sun protection.

Toilet paper unless you want to go native.

Ear plugs if you have problems with noise at night and in the early morning.

(4:00 call to prayer in the Moslem areas)

Fleece or warm jacket for night use or on moto during early hours. It is

cooler here than expected.

Locks, for moto and doors in hotels. The hotels give you locks but how many

people have the keys? Combination locks are best.

Mosquito protection, coils for the room at night.

Light walking shoes as the streets are dirty.

Dust proof bags for gear.

Small length of rope or clothesline.

Duct tape of course.

Note: All of these items can be bought in India so one can really travel to

India very lightly. If one has the money, everything is available.

However, we never did see moto gloves. Helmets with flip up chin and

visors we saw for anywhere from 600 to 2000 rupees. The quality is not the

same as in Europa, but one does not travel fast on the roads in India.

Medicines are also available but since the names may not be the same take

those that one is used to. Take what works for stomach upsets and headaches

Even sleeping bags can be purchased here for 300 or so rupees, buy one

and give it away when leaving.

If you enjoy reading in bed a flashlight that can serve as a reading light

is helpful.

Hope that you enjoyed our report.

Eric and Gail Haws for Tynda

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